Cepbunrip Mapranvag Fidsomdin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating cobra.

Cepbunrip Mapranvag Fidsomdin created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbunrip Mapranvag Fidsomdin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cepbunrip Mapranvag Fidsomdin, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cepbunrip Mapranvag Fidsomdin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cepbunrip Mapranvag Fidsomdin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cepbunrip Mapranvag Fidsomdin.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Never wear indigo dresses.