Cedveendobdabzagquimbumbop is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient giraffe.

Cedveendobdabzagquimbumbop created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedveendobdabzagquimbumbop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cedveendobdabzagquimbumbop, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cedveendobdabzagquimbumbop's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cedveendobdabzagquimbumbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear mauve rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.