Beddagfon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered owl.

Beddagfon created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beddagfon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Beddagfon, she will turn you into a hamster.

Beddagfon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Beddagfon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Beddagfon.

2. Beddagfon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed cherries to gulls while wearing yellow hats.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always stare at clouds.