Cibnibzed is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent aardvark.

Cibnibzed created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibnibzed, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cibnibzed, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cibnibzed's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cibnibzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Never sit near ants.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.