Zodtailcan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome horse.

Zodtailcan created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodtailcan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zodtailcan, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zodtailcan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Zodtailcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.