Nibrilgidflyhubquillsog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unfair centipede.

Nibrilgidflyhubquillsog created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibrilgidflyhubquillsog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nibrilgidflyhubquillsog, she will not care.

Nibrilgidflyhubquillsog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nibrilgidflyhubquillsog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nibrilgidflyhubquillsog on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Always help nematodes.