Zodpinbin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, staggering wasp.

Zodpinbin created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodpinbin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zodpinbin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zodpinbin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Zodpinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.