Renfengon Panghadbed is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful hummingbird.

Renfengon Panghadbed created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Renfengon Panghadbed, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Renfengon Panghadbed, it will remove you from existence.

Renfengon Panghadbed's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Renfengon Panghadbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Never run near tortoises.