Sadsiglen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident armadillo.

Sadsiglen created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadsiglen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sadsiglen, he will not invite you to parties.

Sadsiglen's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sadsiglen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never jump near aardvarks.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not covet oxen.