Yakbegdon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, duplicitous jackal.

Yakbegdon created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Yakbegdon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yakbegdon, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yakbegdon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yakbegdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yakbegdon's name in vain.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.