Tenbigdib is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fussy pig.

Tenbigdib created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenbigdib, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tenbigdib, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tenbigdib's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tenbigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Tenbigdib on top of important buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tenbigdib.

5. Do not shave your hands.