Gomhimsad Quambunfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, effective chinchilla.

Gomhimsad Quambunfoss created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomhimsad Quambunfoss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gomhimsad Quambunfoss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gomhimsad Quambunfoss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gomhimsad Quambunfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.