Wodbaglen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, moody troll.

Wodbaglen created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbaglen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wodbaglen, she will jump up and down on your head.

Wodbaglen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wodbaglen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never feed strawberries to doves while wearing indigo dresses.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.