Handindog Flabhabnell Jondutkap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust fly.

Handindog Flabhabnell Jondutkap created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Handindog Flabhabnell Jondutkap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Handindog Flabhabnell Jondutkap, she will turn you into a frog.

Handindog Flabhabnell Jondutkap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Handindog Flabhabnell Jondutkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Worship no other gods but Handindog Flabhabnell Jondutkap.

3. Put Handindog Flabhabnell Jondutkap first in all things.

4. Hide from indigo snakes for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.