Raknuttleg Damlibfarn is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent wombat.

Raknuttleg Damlibfarn created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Raknuttleg Damlibfarn, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Raknuttleg Damlibfarn, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Raknuttleg Damlibfarn's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Raknuttleg Damlibfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear scarves.