Nurfadhug Vabbopnil Zaggidhom is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited seal.

Nurfadhug Vabbopnil Zaggidhom created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Nurfadhug Vabbopnil Zaggidhom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurfadhug Vabbopnil Zaggidhom, she will think nothing of it.

Nurfadhug Vabbopnil Zaggidhom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nurfadhug Vabbopnil Zaggidhom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nurfadhug Vabbopnil Zaggidhom on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not run in public.

5. You must never eat corn.