Cabhunhug is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate grasshopper.

Cabhunhug created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabhunhug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cabhunhug, he will torture you forever.

Cabhunhug's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cabhunhug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.