Bomquimfuthogcettifquill Bum Lak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humorless capybara.

Bomquimfuthogcettifquill Bum Lak created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomquimfuthogcettifquill Bum Lak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bomquimfuthogcettifquill Bum Lak, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bomquimfuthogcettifquill Bum Lak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bomquimfuthogcettifquill Bum Lak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never laugh near doves.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Worship no other gods but Bomquimfuthogcettifquill Bum Lak.