Stancanfedmippakcud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced weasel.

Stancanfedmippakcud created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stancanfedmippakcud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stancanfedmippakcud, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Stancanfedmippakcud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Stancanfedmippakcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about planets.