Cubruttyim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating rat.

Cubruttyim created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubruttyim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubruttyim, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cubruttyim's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cubruttyim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must love Cubruttyim.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never jump near otters.

5. Never think about amino acids.