Zodflanpom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, irritating wyrm.

Zodflanpom created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zodflanpom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodflanpom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zodflanpom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zodflanpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. You must love Zodflanpom.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Zodflanpom must be the most important thing in your life.