Spagcutrul is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful rhinoceros.

Spagcutrul created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagcutrul, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Spagcutrul, she will turn you into a snail.

Spagcutrul's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Spagcutrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. You must pray to Spagcutrul five times a day.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look after injured ducks.