Appsinvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured crow.

Appsinvonk created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appsinvonk, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Appsinvonk, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Appsinvonk's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Appsinvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Appsinvonk.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.