Cipbaftap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fast shrew.

Cipbaftap created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbaftap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cipbaftap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cipbaftap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cipbaftap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Hide if eight sharks approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.