Narflytik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, duplicitous mouse.

Narflytik created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Narflytik, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narflytik, she will turn you into a tree.

Narflytik's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Narflytik's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Narflytik.

2. Never wear fawn skirts.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.