Fodgubkim Vigxensug is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, staggering pig.

Fodgubkim Vigxensug created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgubkim Vigxensug, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fodgubkim Vigxensug, it will be very unhappy.

Fodgubkim Vigxensug's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fodgubkim Vigxensug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. You must pray to Fodgubkim Vigxensug five times a day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.