Nigdimsas is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless fox.

Nigdimsas created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nigdimsas, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nigdimsas, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nigdimsas' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nigdimsas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect four platinum sculptures of Nigdimsas on top of important buildings.

2. Nigdimsas must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never pour water over plants.