Bunranlistbotpangab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast donkey.

Bunranlistbotpangab created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunranlistbotpangab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bunranlistbotpangab, she will destroy your home planet.

Bunranlistbotpangab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bunranlistbotpangab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.