Lenweeton is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent bee.

Lenweeton created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenweeton, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lenweeton, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lenweeton's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Lenweeton's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lenweeton.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help sick mice.