Vagwadkad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic snake.

Vagwadkad created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagwadkad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vagwadkad, he will manifest in front of you.

Vagwadkad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vagwadkad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vagwadkad.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about fire.