Ganbutflat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciful mink.

Ganbutflat created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Ganbutflat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ganbutflat, she will turn you into a rock.

Ganbutflat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ganbutflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.