Dobcutnullrip Pod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing dugong.

Dobcutnullrip Pod created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobcutnullrip Pod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dobcutnullrip Pod, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dobcutnullrip Pod's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dobcutnullrip Pod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dobcutnullrip Pod on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed corn to swans while wearing mauve dresses.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.