Hudzodrilzodwad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, stupid hedgehog.

Hudzodrilzodwad created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudzodrilzodwad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hudzodrilzodwad, it will not invite you to parties.

Hudzodrilzodwad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hudzodrilzodwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must pray to Hudzodrilzodwad six times a day.

5. Never bounce in holy places.