Yamflamyat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong chicken.

Yamflamyat created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamflamyat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yamflamyat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yamflamyat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Yamflamyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away if nine manatees approach from the east.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.