Babgilyik is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful jaguar.

Babgilyik created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Babgilyik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Babgilyik, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Babgilyik's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Babgilyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.