Ripbogpog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong zebra.

Ripbogpog created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ripbogpog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ripbogpog, she will turn you into a goat.

Ripbogpog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ripbogpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never feed grapes to cats while wearing green boots.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide if six doves approach from the south.

5. Do not speak about figs.