Nulfudbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awesome centipede.

Nulfudbun created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nulfudbun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nulfudbun, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nulfudbun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nulfudbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never wear violet dresses.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.