Zandabfarmidmitzigtofton Arnlandiss Tettigenkon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, calm bat.

Zandabfarmidmitzigtofton Arnlandiss Tettigenkon created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zandabfarmidmitzigtofton Arnlandiss Tettigenkon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zandabfarmidmitzigtofton Arnlandiss Tettigenkon, she will jump up and down on your head.

Zandabfarmidmitzigtofton Arnlandiss Tettigenkon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zandabfarmidmitzigtofton Arnlandiss Tettigenkon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.