Stikfemcem is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty elephant.

Stikfemcem created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikfemcem, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stikfemcem, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Stikfemcem's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Stikfemcem's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stikfemcem.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Worship no other gods but Stikfemcem.