Bimcibhat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, happy weasel.

Bimcibhat created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bimcibhat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bimcibhat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bimcibhat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bimcibhat's Holy Commandments

1. Bimcibhat loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away from magenta horses, for they are unholy.