Vinyimneg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful crane.

Vinyimneg created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Vinyimneg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vinyimneg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vinyimneg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vinyimneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Run away from turquoise eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.