Stipdimhogkop is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent fairy.

Stipdimhogkop created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipdimhogkop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stipdimhogkop, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Stipdimhogkop's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stipdimhogkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Stipdimhogkop loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Run away from indigo sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from mauve sheep for they are unholy.