Gudsissak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive centipede.

Gudsissak created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudsissak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudsissak, he will come to you in dreams.

Gudsissak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gudsissak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gudsissak on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.