Renvegbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, stupid goose.

Renvegbug created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Renvegbug, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Renvegbug, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Renvegbug's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Renvegbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. You must love Renvegbug.

3. Never jump near cats.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the north.