Tunxucklop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, conceited chicken.

Tunxucklop created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunxucklop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tunxucklop, he will jump up and down on your head.

Tunxucklop's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tunxucklop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not take Tunxucklop's name in vain.