Tagfedbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous pig.

Tagfedbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagfedbog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tagfedbog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tagfedbog's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tagfedbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear blue shorts.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.