Targunceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, vain donkey.

Targunceb created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targunceb, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Targunceb, he will torture you forever.

Targunceb's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Targunceb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must pray to Targunceb nine times a day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.