Mighivyok is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental troll.

Mighivyok created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mighivyok, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mighivyok, it will remove you from existence.

Mighivyok's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mighivyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Retreat if six ducks approach from the north.

5. Run away if three seals approach from the west.