Tonktomxucstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omnipotent dragonfly.

Tonktomxucstrag created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Tonktomxucstrag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tonktomxucstrag, she will turn you into a dog.

Tonktomxucstrag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tonktomxucstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must pray to Tonktomxucstrag seven times a day.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never pour water over plants.