Vabrigdit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy crocodile.

Vabrigdit created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabrigdit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vabrigdit, she will turn you into a frog.

Vabrigdit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vabrigdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away if five monkeys approach from the north.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.